Instant Smile Comfort Fit Flex - Bright Shade - Upper Veneer Cosmetic Teeth

This is going to be the funniest review I've ever written and maybe the funniest one you'll ever read. My boyfriend, lost his two front teeth playing football when he was young. He wore a small bridge for 30 or more years, no problem. One night, our new little dog, ate his bridge along with his favorite food, hot dogs. We lost our minds! For a week we followed him around thinking we'd find it, thinking well, it's got to come out eventually! Our dog would give us this look when he was doing his biz like, why are you two staring at me like that! Why the panic? My Rob hates dentists, along with many other people that just get into that chair and want to bolt, which he does every time right when the dental impression putty required 2 min. is almost up. I bought this as a temporary fix until he can handle the excruciating 2 min. needed to make another dental bridge. He laughed hysterically and procrastinated forever until last night he followed the instructions and WOW! This is a great product, once you heat it up in the micro, it molds right into place and doesn't move. What is amazing, no kidding, they look so great, I honestly can't tell the difference between his smile and a friend of mines who spent thousands on the dental screws. I have many male friends or associates I've met along the way missing teeth and that's fine but if you have an event or want to look like your handsome or attractive self again, maybe you miss smiling because lets face it, smiling just makes you feel good any day, any time of day...It's the way we connect, try it, you are going to be very surprised. He's a pizza man, after an everything pizza with extra red dipping sauce last night, his smile is still beautiful and white today. Now, how to convince him to sit in that chair and get through those 2 min. in the dental chair, can wait until he is ready. Just an FYI - this does not come out easily, Rob tried to remove it after 2 days and could not until he drank warm water and it softened up enough to be removed, I almost panicked thinking the worst - now what, should I get a tool? Call for help? No...just a little warm water. You can eat, laugh..do totally normal things and it doesn't move at all, no glue or weird adhesive goop, amazing.

This product was the first truly awful thing I've ever gotten from Amazon, and I want to return it for a refund, please. Remember the big, red wax lips and fake teeth made of paraffin that used to be out at Halloween? Well, that is what this product reminded me of. The bottom teeth did not match the top teeth in color or shape, They don't fit well. They look fake as can be, and additionally, when you have them in your mouth, it gives you the appearance of being buck toothed, and it is nearly impossible to speak with them in. They create a horrible lisp, and it made my mouth drool because they were so ill fitting. As soon as I came from putting them on, my son asked why I was speaking so oddly, he asked, "Oh my gosh, mom, what's in your mouth??" And in addition looking awful, fake, and ridiculous, they actually hurt me, and made me fear for the safety of my teeth. You have to put them in water that is "nearly boiling" for one minute to soften them and melt the adhesive that's stuck to them, and then quickly stick them to your real teeth, per the instructions. When I did this, and wore them long enough for my family to ask what was wrong with my mouth and my voice, I knew that they were ridiculous and had to be returned for a refund, so I tried to take them out of my mouth, and they were stuck tight to my own teeth, which are fine, and healthy...but they aren't white, which is why I tried these fake teeth in the first place. It took me a long time to remove them. It was a painful and rather frightening experience. I tugged, pulled, pried, and eventually had to literally peel these things from my teeth, and it hurt, and I could literally feel them tugging on my upper front teeth, as though they were going to loosen or extract one of my real teeth. Eventually I got them out by peeling them off, but the pink plastic/wax that comes stuck to them, came off of them and stuck to my teeth. And it hardened up to the point that I literally had to scrape it off my teeth, and pick it from between my teeth with a toothpick. This product MIGHT, MAYBE be ok for Halloween or a costume party, but I don't even recommend it for that, because I found it to be dangerous to my real teeth to remove, and it looks ridiculously fake, and I don't think anyone, anywhere would actually want to wear these in public. Please, Amazon, put a warning on the product description advising potential buyers to beware that this product is only for Halloween, and not for real life. I want my money back.