Banana Joe – Sea Salt Banana Crisps | Vegan & Gluten Free Snack, Healthy Snack, Savoury Banana Chips (Pack of 6 x 23g) | 6 Pack… (Pack of 6 x 23g) | 6 Pack…

Listen. LISTEN. I haven't encountered a snack like this since I was a kid running around Kenya decades ago. Decades! My taste buds had filed this particular flavour profile under "Beautiful, But Probably Lost to Time and Childhood Memory." And then, like a glorious, sun-drenched mirage, Banana Joe Sea Salt Banana Crisps arrived.Opening the first packet, I was met with that gorgeous, calming blue packaging – seriously, whoever designed this deserves an award, it's like a mini-holiday for your eyes with the trees and bananas. And then... the smell. The look. The exact lightness and perfect, subtle kiss of sea salt I remembered. I took a bite, and folks... I'm not exaggerating when I say I genuinely teared up a little. Happy tears! Pure, unadulterated, childhood-unlocked HAPPINESS. They are IDENTICAL. It's like a delicious, crispy time machine.My immediate, primal instinct was to hoard these precious packets and ascend to my final form: MONKE MODE. Just me, a pile of Banana Joe crisps, and pure, unadulterated banana bliss. The struggle is REAL. I'm sitting here writing this, trying to maintain some semblance of adult composure, but honestly, my brain is just chanting "BANANA. MORE BANANA."These aren't just crisps; they are little discs of perfection. Light, crispy, just the right amount of salt – they hit every single note. And the fact that they're vegan, gluten-free, guilt-free (because they're healthy!), and non-GMO verified? It's almost too much goodness in one snack. It's like they read my diary of snack hopes and dreams and then MADE IT HAPPEN. The branding, the name, the sheer quality... I love everything about them. Banana Joe, will you marry me?Send help. No, wait. Don't send help. Send more crisps. I'm already on packet number three and rapidly losing the battle against my inner banana fiend. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! My life is genuinely better with these in it. They are, without a doubt, worth living for. Now, if you'll excuse me, packet number four is calling my name... and I think the Monke is winning.(Sound of Silence parody)(Sung softly, with intense feeling)Hello, banana, my old friendI've come to crunch with you againBecause a memory softly creepingLeft me weeping while I was sleepingAnd the flavour that was planted in my brainNow remainsWithin this perfect crispnessIn childhood dreams, I walked aloneThrough Kenyan streets of cobblestone'Neath the sun, a memory lampMy small hand reached, no cold or dampWhen my eyes were stung by the sweet salty flashA perfect mashAnd touched the sound of snackingAnd in the vibrant packet, I sawSix little bags, I needed more!People reaching without thinkingPeople munching without blinkingPeople finding joy that words could barely shareBeyond compareDisturbing the sound of silence"Fools," said I, (to my past self so slow)"Bliss like this, you didn't know!Hear my words, let me now teach youTake these crisps, let me just reach you!"But my joy, like happy tear-drops fellAnd echoed, "These taste just as I remember them!"And the people bowed (well, I did) and prayedTo the Banana Joe snack I'd madeAnd the bag flashed out its warningThrough happy tears adorning:Then the bag said, "These crisps are perfection, a taste of the pastDesigned to last!"And whispered in the sound of snacking.(Losing my Religion parody)Oh, this joy is bigger!It's bigger than doubt!And my willpower's out!The lengths that I will go toTo reach those packets' prize!Oh yes, I've crunched just right!I lined it up!That's me in my happy cornerBathed in pure delight!Embracing my delicious-itions!Floating along here with you (my dear crisps)Oh yes, I know that I can do it!Oh yes, I've crunched just right!I haven't crunched enough!I know that I felt tears falling!I know that I felt pure joy sing!I know, I know I saw my past bright!Every whisper, of every crispy hourI'm sharing my delicious-essions!Basking in the bliss with you (these amazing crisps)Like a found, whole and illuminated fool, fool!Oh yes, I've crunched just right!I lined it up!Consider this!Consider this the highlight of the century!Consider this the trip!That brought me to my knees... in happy relief!All these wonderful flavours comeSparkling around!Now I've crunched just right!I know that I felt tears falling!I know that I felt pure joy sing!I know, I know I saw my past bright!And that was not a dream!That was truly real!That's me in my happy cornerBathed in pure delight!Embracing my delicious-itions!Floating along here with you!Oh yes, I know that I can do it!Oh yes, I've crunched just right!I haven't crunched enough!I know that I felt tears falling!I know that I felt pure joy sing!I know, I know I saw my past bright!And that was not a dream!Snack, cry, fly, try!That was truly real!Truly real!Truly real, real!

… and none of my family do, which just means all the more for me! Discovered them by chance and have now lost count of all the orders I’ve placed. Just the right size for a little snack. Truly delicious. The BBQ flavour is nice too but usually out of stock.

Not sure about health but better than conventional crispies

So good, completely worth every penny!

I was very impressed with these banana chips. They don't actually taste as much of banana but as proper chips. Will definitely order again. Would love to try a sweet version of them

Something different yes but not for me. Perhaps I was expecting to have more of a banana flavour to it. Perhaps it is healthier than crisps but I was left underwhelmed and I am not keen enough to buy again.

Nice and crunchy. You can’t really taste the banana but I’m not bothered about that

I was looking for something healthier. And, these chips are the best. I have tried a several brands but nothing compare. I bought for my mum too. She loved it. Please bring them back!! 🙏