Bless This Mother-effing Home: Snarky Art Prints for Cross Stitch Fans and Crafters (Art Book, Cross Stitch Art, Funny Gift for Women, Funny Gift for Wife)

Adore this little book! I have been following the author's cross-stitch adventures for years and I'm happy to have all her snarky little patterns in this book. I don't cross-stitch but I can appreciate a good stitch. Would make a great gift (probably not best for the little ones). Super fun addition to my boring coffee table. There are definitely quite a few pages that made us laugh out loud! Highly recommended.

I purchased this book with a starter stitching kit for my Fiancee's Birthday. She absolutely loved the book and we both got a laugh out of a couple of the patterns. The only con I have is that each "pattern" is nothing more than the image for each picture. There is no step-by-step, or even text within the book aside from the patterns. Love the book, just not for beginners!

I've seen a lot of reviews saying this isn't a pattern book, NO WHERE DOES IT SAY ITS A PATTERN BOOK.I actually use this AS a pattern book. It's very easy to follow the pictures and make the designers yourself.

I was super excited when I ordered this book - I figured there would be amazing, snarky cross stitch patterns that I could follow. Unfortunately, the entire book is filled with great PICTURES of snarky and amazimg cross stitch, but NO PATTERNS. So you can remove the actual pictures from the book, and frame those - but I'm afraid thats all there is to it. Had I known, I wouldn't have gotten it. The pictures are pretty and vibrant, but I would have really been ecstatic had the picture came with actual patterns so the buyer could make what is shown

The book itself is great, but was disappointed to find it didnt have any patterns. If you want the patterns, you are referred to an ETSY site where you can buy the download.

Like stated in so many other reviews...I did not realize when I first ordered this book that it was not a pattern book rather a book of postcards with pictures of finished stitches. However, I am still quite happy with the book because the pictures are large and the designs pretty simple so I've simply used the picture postcards as a pattern. I've done several of them so far and given as gifts, currently working on the Betty Crocker design to gift to someone as well. While it wasn't what I thought, I've found it to still be very useful to me to make my own projects.

Fun, whimsical, a little dirty, a lot dirty, and unique! A wonderfully unique book that's the perfect gift for your filthy-minded friends. I've bought some of the author's original cross-stitches from Etsy in the past as gifts and they were very well received. Bravo!

I ordered this book thinking it had patterns for the designs in it. IT DOES NOT! This book is basically pictures of author’s designs which can then be purchased online at another site, effectively a catalogue. I bought the book because I had bought designs from the author before. I was very disappointed that I bought a cross stitch book that wasn’t one. The author is very clever. I was very disappointed. I returned it the same day. I will not buy any more patterns from this clever girl on the other site either

Would recommend. Not for a beginner as you have to count the rows yourself, but it's fun once you get the hang of it!

Im honestly really unimpressed with this book . It’s essentially a catalog of images of completed pieces by the artist … as a sales pitch for her Etsy . Clever I guess , but not really what was advertised . Luckily the photos are clear enough to work from and create your own instead of feeling pressured into buying her patterns or images . It’s working for what I need , but does not teach any technique.

Like most other reviews I quickly purchased without reading the fine print. It is a cute book sure but I thought I was getting patterns.

Fun and creative patterns

Did not actually have patterns.. very misleading