SQUAWKING MAGPIE PREDATOR DECOY

There is a nub where feet would go on a real magpie, but then the support spike goes into its chest somewhere. This anatomical awkwardness is really strange and seems to prevent me fooling anyone into believing that it is a magpie.Further, it goes off constantly, in a way that only the most undignified magpies would do. Every magpie I know is dignified and prone to wearing a top hat and monocle; it does not squak endlessly just because it has found a corpse. First it will sit down for some brandy to contemplate the meal, then it might dive in and then linger around for polite conversation with a fine cigar.Though the sounds are only mostly-deniably those of a magpie, their manner is more of that most hooliganish and boisterous of corvids, the Stellar's Jay. In the time delay mode, this foolish replica will wait a few minutes before starting, making it an excellent way to startle someone half to death, but it's otherwise complete and utter garish nonsense. Spend your money on a silent hood crow decoy instead.