Liquid Ass by Liquid Ass

Description

The new practical joke fart spray.. Worse than stink bombs! Liquid Ass smells just like real POO and the horrible smell lasts for HOURS Liquid Ass Comes in a Spray or Squirt bottle containing 30ml (1 fl oz) So what is Liquid ASS? Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. Frequently Asked Questions Q: Is Liquid ASS safe? A: Yes. Liquid ASS has been thoroughly tested by an independent lab and found to be safe. The Material Safety Data Sheet for Liquid ASS notes that No hazardous ingredients known to be present. Follow directions, and you are good to go. Q: From what ingredients is Liquid ASS made? A: Well, believe it or not, Liquid ASS is not made from real ass, although your nose screams otherwise. We can't tell you the actual ingredients since they are proprietory. However, Liquid ASS has been tested to be safe and it has been rumored that Liquid ASS clears up clogged sinuses. So ASS 'em hard and frequently. Q: Will Liquid ASS stain cloth, furniture, or carpet? A: Liquid ASS is virtually clear and will not stain most fabrics. In fact, Liquid ASS will not even show on fabrics unless it is pure white. Q: How long will Liquid ASS stink after being applied? A: Results will vary due to ventilation, humidity, room size, and amount applied. In general, when used indoors with medium ventilation, a third of a bottle will generate dry-heave-quality stench from one to three hours. Q: When will the smell be totally gone? A: The lingering smell that remains after Liquid ASS climaxes is usually completely gone within 12 to 18 hours.