---
product_id: 70448651
title: "I May Look Calm BUT in My Head I've Killed You 5 Times! Funny Lanyard for Holding a Name Badge, ID Card or Keys."
brand: "printedproducts"
price: "S/.71"
currency: PEN
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.pe/products/70448651-i-may-look-calm-but-in-my-head-ive-killed
store_origin: PE
region: Peru
---

# Versatile key holder Breakaway closure Sleek black design I May Look Calm BUT in My Head I've Killed You 5 Times! Funny Lanyard for Holding a Name Badge, ID Card or Keys.

**Brand:** printedproducts
**Price:** S/.71
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 😏 Keep Calm and Carry On... with a Twist!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** I May Look Calm BUT in My Head I've Killed You 5 Times! Funny Lanyard for Holding a Name Badge, ID Card or Keys. by printedproducts
- **How much does it cost?** S/.71 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Best For

- printedproducts enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted printedproducts brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Join the Fun:** Be part of the conversation with a lanyard that speaks volumes!
- • **Safety First:** Breakaway closure ensures peace of mind in any environment.
- • **Sleek & Stylish:** Chic black design complements any outfit, making you the trendsetter.
- • **Multi-Functional:** Perfect for name badges, ID cards, or keys—versatility at its best.
- • **Stand Out with Humor:** Show off your personality while keeping essentials secure.

## Overview

This lanyard from printedproducts combines functionality with a humorous twist, featuring a breakaway closure for safety and a sleek black design that holds your name badge, ID card, or keys securely. Perfect for professionals who want to express their personality while staying organized.

## Description

Unlike other print companies on the internet, we host our own design studio for every artwork requirement. At our office in Northampton, we also have in-house printing facilities (pad printing, screen printing and embroidery) to ensure the quality of promotional products we produce are of the highest standard.

## Features

- Lanyard for holding a name badge, ID card or keys.
- Breakaway closure eliminates chocking hazards and fitted with safety neck straps.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Brand | printedproducts |
| Model Number | lo |
| Colour | Black |

## Images

![I May Look Calm BUT in My Head I've Killed You 5 Times! Funny Lanyard for Holding a Name Badge, ID Card or Keys. - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61zYwE94V4L.jpg)

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*Product available on Desertcart Peru*
*Store origin: PE*
*Last updated: 2026-01-24*