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title: "Not Now, Bernard"
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# 4.7/5 from 1,025 reviews Top 300 in Horror & Mystery Kids’ Books 32 engaging pages Not Now, Bernard

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## Summary

> 📖 Don’t miss the story that’s haunting parents and kids alike!

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## Key Features

- • **Portable Paperback:** Lightweight and easy to carry, ideal for on-the-go reading sessions or bedtime rituals.
- • **Conversation Starter:** A subtle reminder for parents to engage—sparking meaningful family dialogues.
- • **Trusted by Thousands:** Over 1,000 glowing reviews with a 4.7-star average—join the community that’s rediscovering this cult favorite.
- • **Compact yet Captivating:** 32 pages of quick, memorable storytelling perfect for busy parents and curious kids alike.
- • **Critically Acclaimed Classic:** Ranked #286 in Horror, Monsters & Ghost Stories for Children—because spooky can be smart.

## Overview

Not Now, Bernard is a 32-page paperback from Andersen Press Ltd, blending humor and subtle social commentary. With a 4.7-star rating from over 1,000 readers and a strong presence in children’s horror and mystery categories, it’s a compact, thought-provoking read that encourages parental engagement and sparks conversation.

## Description

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Review: Not a nice book - My kids borrowed from school library and i don't get the point of reading it. They don't mind about what happened but I just don't think it taught kids much maybe can remind parents not to ignore their kids. Surprised to see the high rating-good reminder for me that how not trustworthy it is the rating can be!
Review: It's fairly short to read and the kids love it. I enjoy it too!

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Best Sellers Rank | #13,348 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #127 in Horror, Monsters & Ghost Stories for Children #138 in Humorous Fiction #141 in Children's Books on Mystery & Wonders |
| Customer reviews | 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (1,025) |
| Dimensions  | 24.1 x 0.4 x 28.1 cm |
| Edition  | 1st |
| ISBN-10  | 178344973X |
| ISBN-13  | 978-1783449736 |
| Item weight  | 210 g |
| Language  | English |
| Print length  | 32 pages |
| Publication date  | 4 June 2020 |
| Publisher  | Andersen Press Ltd |
| Reading age  | 2 - 5 years |

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐ Not a nice book
*by R***G on 18 January 2025*

My kids borrowed from school library and i don't get the point of reading it. They don't mind about what happened but I just don't think it taught kids much maybe can remind parents not to ignore their kids. Surprised to see the high rating-good reminder for me that how not trustworthy it is the rating can be!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Review
*by B***Y on 4 September 2022*

It's fairly short to read and the kids love it. I enjoy it too!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Review
*by A***N on 10 October 2018*

A wonderful book that doesn't mince words (or pictures) to tell you the importance of paying attention to your child. It may be over 35 years old, but it is still relevant in today's busy lives. A much-needed reality check for parents.

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*Last updated: 2026-01-28*