STANLEY1-51-031 Steel Master 0.99lbs Claw Hammer, Silver/Black

I recently lost my overpaid position at one of the top London money laundering houses – I mean investment banks – I think that proves Freud to be right again. Anyhoo, my package wasn’t as big as I had imagined (not the first time such a feeling has befallen me either), so I realised I needed a new career and fast.I tried being a ‘dole scrounge’ but then I saw what they expected you to ‘live’ on – that wouldn’t even keep me in coke for one night and I am not a Pepsi fan – if you know what I mean. So I decided to carry on my chosen career path and steal other peoples stuff – talk about a light bulb moment.I struggled at first actually getting into peoples homes but then I had a brain wave and bought this ‘bad boy’ and my career has taken off. I first make sure the ‘target’ is out by checking their facebook profile and then turn up and smash the bejesus out of their window and then bish, bash bosh I am in and out quicker than you can say insurance fraud, which it can be if you ask nicely.The Stanley or Stan as I cal it is perfectly balanced made of top quality steel and has a grip that is nicer than the steering wheel of my Porsche. So for all your extra curricular needs or just if you like a big tool – then look no further.

We have always this model of hammer since I was an apprentice 40 years ago I’ve always liked the Stanley steel master especially the 20 ounce version a bit of advice would be not to buy a 16 ounce version as it does not have the weight behind it . The hammer is well balanced

This is a hammer, there are many like it, but this one is mine.

Great Hammer -. Feels really good to use. I really like the axe like handle at the bottom - Less chance of dropping. I have always been a big fan of Stanley tools. I used to be a carpenter and always liked Stanley tools for everything they did. If you need a hammer - get this one - 100% Pleased

Good price.Well balancedComfortable grip.