Girlfriend Grow Toys - Expands 600% - (2 Pack) Purple & Pink

A friend went on deployment and I gave this to him with a note "I bought you a threesome for Christmas"He laughed from the belly. It has been re-gifted many times.

Doesn't grow as big as advertised but it's good novelty gift though.

My friends loved them, great gag gift.

I must admit, I was very excited to receive my Grow-A-Girlfriend kit. As a full time student, the holidays are tough enough on the pocketbook, not to mention lonely, and the prospect of being able to grow my own female companion without the added expense of joining a bunch of dating sites or importing a bride from overseas was definitely appealing.When I first received the kit, I was surprised to see that my future girlfriend possessed the same, pasty white skin that I do and she was indeed attractive, even in her most miniature form...dare I say "sexy"?Growing her was quite easy. Unlike plants, which require frequent watering, you simply place your future gal pal in a bowl of water and wait. I do recommend using a rather large container to start with. This way you avoid having to move her and risk inhibiting her growth while she matures into a proper woman.After several days, she stopped growing. Sadly, she wound up a bit shorter than I was hoping for, but I was seeking companionship, not perfection, and you really can't measure a person's love by their physical size. Nonetheless, I had been hoping for a slightly more "significant" other...The biggest problem I have with my new countertop counterpart is the sheer lack of clothing available at her size. She's too large for Barbie or traditional doll clothes, yet nothing in infant sizes fits her well and those styles aren't particularly flattering anyway. I have taken up sewing to come up with some more attractive clothing designs for her to wear when we go out, but would-be boyfriends should note that clothing is an issue and time spent sewing can cost you precious gaming hours. I've leveled down on quite a few of my online RPGs, but it has been totally worth it in my opinion.I very much enjoy her company. She's attractive and not afraid to show it, loves to hang out and, to be completely honest, I've never met anyone who will just sit and listen like she does. She's always interested. I can talk to her for hours and she never judges me. She's very kind to my friends and loves doing everything I do. Seriously, I have yet to hear her complain about anything!If you or someone you know is tired of the expense and hit-and-miss results of the dating rat-race and just want to find the "right" girl...someone who is loyal, listens, loves and lets you do what you want...then I can't recommend the Grow-a-Girlfriend kit enough!I love mine and I'm sure you will too!Thanks, Grow-a-Girlfriend!

I'll never learn. I already tested out the less expensive single model and thought that the higher price of the Pink & Purple bookends edition might be better. I was wrong, wrong, wrong. The packaging of 'Grow a Girlfriend' touts its ability to grow to 600% it's original size. Well, when the original size is about three inches, then you looking a pair girlfriend who are still well under two feet tall. As if that isn't bad enough, their mental capacity only grew to about that of a five year old. Some guys may be into that, but I prefer girlfriends who isn't constantly distracted by shiny objects. They makes a decent play companion for my little daughter though.Another caveat -- "Growing" requires you immerse them in water. When they swell to their *full* size, they remain quite squishy and damp. If you don't keep them well misted, body-parts start to dry and contract and they gets rather cranky. That pretty much invalidates the "No PMS!" claim on the packaging. Also their body colored bikinis and sunglasses (?) are just plain creepy. Avoid this pair fellas! Better yet, look into a Moshi Girlfriend Pillow.~ Kort

My friend loved the gag gift. He said the boobs were huge. lol Great gag gift!